Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Vandalism Update

The Fire Family Living Room, Wednesday evening Crews finished repairing Friday night's bunny vandalism today. After installing new connections, or "rubbers" as wheel-maker Gordon Lendrum termed them, the repair crew added metal springs surrounding each piece, in hopes of thwarting any future attempts at vandalism. "You've got to keep ahead of these rabbits, always fixing and re-enforcing, otherwise the living room could go to hell in a couple of weeks, and that would bring the property value, and the whole neighborhood down faster than you can turn around," said project foreman Joe Sixpack.As crews were cleaning up, someone spotted a rabbit eyeing the new connectors. This reporter was able to get a photo of the rabbit who, in this reporter's opinion, appears to be prime suspect Pepper Fire, out on bail and currently awaiting trial. Pepper's lawyer could not be reached for comment. "We wouldn't have to do so much clean-up if these trouble makers went to jail like they're supposed to, but the bleeding heart lawyers always keep them out. It's a real shame for the neighborhood. This used to be a nice neighborhood," said Sixpack.

5 comments:

BrittneyK said...

Do they have those little ankle band tracker things? bunnies on house arrest. Thanks for the laugh, sorry it had to be at the expense of pieces of spinning wheel.

Mary Ellen said...

I think the perimeter of the crime scene should be marked out with... mothballs!

Mags said...

Are these bunnies also responsible for all those fires out in the Tonawandas?

Georgia said...

Hey E.- Wasting your time in Costumes when BCSI needs your highly specialized skills. Please no replublican interrogation tactics.
Did Santa forgive Pepper and Dutch?Happy Holidays to all the Fires- large and small.
XO Georgia

Susan said...

Too funny! Thanks for sharing. I have five dogs so have had my share of critter vandalism in the house.